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| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 3294 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you wanna have a blast and, like, build some crazy stuff, this is the place to be.
we got, like, a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? yeah, they’re, like, the size of a house and they drop golden eggs that you can use to summon a dragon to do your bidding.
so, like, come join us on this wild ride of a server. who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, totally out to get you.
