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| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 4219 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 311 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you wanna have a blast and, like, build some crazy stuff, this is the place to be.
we got, like, a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? yeah, they’re, like, the size of a house and they drop golden eggs that you can use to summon a dragon to do your bidding.
so, like, come join us on this wild ride of a server. who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, totally out to get you.
