A server focused on returning to the original Minecraft experience, with very little plugins. We currently have a small community but would like to grow and play with more people.
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Mystic Echoes 1.21.1
Hey gamers, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with excitement? Well, buckle up buttercup, because this server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow vortex of awesomeness.Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while riding a unicorn through a field of dancing llamas. Yeah, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t you can expect on this server.
And get this, the mobs are so dumb, they’ll literally walk into lava just for fun. It’s like a comedy show mixed with a horror movie, but in Minecraft form.
Plus, our community is filled with the weirdest, wildest, and wackiest players you’ll ever meet. It’s like a circus, but with creepers and zombies instead of clowns.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we’re not responsible for any brain explosions). Let’s get weird, let’s get wild, let’s get Minecraft-ing!
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Boner-Free Referee in Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to test your skills in epic battles, build insane structures, and try not to pop a boner as a referee in our intense PvP matches.Our server is filled with hilarious and wacky players who will keep you on your toes at all times. From building giant statues of chickens to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But be warned, our PvP matches are no joke. You’ll have to referee matches where players use TNT cannons, ride llamas into battle, and even fight with nothing but potatoes. Can you keep a straight face and not pop a boner as you watch the chaos unfold?
So come join us on this wild and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and no match is ever the same. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong bladder, because you’ll be laughing and holding it in all day long!
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ChristmasRage Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with family drama during the holidays? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family… out of blocks! No more awkward family gatherings or passive-aggressive comments from relatives.On our server, you can create your own little paradise away from the chaos of the real world. Build a mansion, start a farm, or even construct a giant ice cream shop where you never run out of treats (take that, demanding family members!).
And if your virtual husband starts acting up, you can just block him (literally) and find a new Minecraft buddy who actually listens to you. No more walking out of social gatherings feeling isolated and alone – on our server, you’re always surrounded by friendly players who have your back.
So say goodbye to holiday drama and hello to endless fun on our Minecraft server. Who needs real family when you have a blocky one waiting for you online? Join now and start building your stress-free paradise!
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Mum’sXmasExtraHour
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family feuds are left at the door! Join us for a wild adventure filled with handmade presents, canceled Christmas plans, and screaming matches over the phone.We promise a unique experience where you can stand your ground and insist on 1-2pm pick up times without fear of being called stupid or yelled at. Our server is a safe space for all, even if your dad thinks you make his life miserable.
Don’t worry about child support or unfair hours, just focus on building, crafting, and having a great time with your virtual family. So come on in, leave the real world drama behind, and let’s make some unforgettable memories together on our Minecraft server!
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RedditXmasSMP
Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is shaking in his pixelated boots.But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon named Fluffy. And get this, every full moon, the server turns into a disco party with DJ Villagers spinning the sickest beats.
Oh, and did I mention that the server owner is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes? Yeah, you heard me right. You can wish for anything from a giant rainbow unicorn to a mansion made entirely of cake. The possibilities are endless!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP for the time of your life. And remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination. And also the occasional glitch that turns all the chickens into dancing llamas. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Let’s get this bread, gamers!