PizzaCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of accommodating all players, even those with dietary restrictions! Join us for a wild adventure where you can enjoy virtual pizza without any risk of cross-contamination.

Imagine a world where your lactose-intolerant son can feast on endless fries, dough balls, and other delicious non-dairy treats without feeling excluded or humiliated. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their dietary needs.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make lifelong friendships in a supportive and inclusive gaming community. Say goodbye to dad guilt and hello to a world where everyone can enjoy the virtual pizza party of their dreams!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who knew virtual pizza could bring so much joy and laughter? 🍕😂

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Animals Bred:	181	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyMarineMC Server

14 years, Conflict Resolution, CraftyMarineMC, diplomatic issues, foreign affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, international relations, justice for soldiers, justice system, legal proceedings, Military, military service, political tensions, russia, sentenced, Server, serving, Trevor Reed, Ukraine, US Marine, War Crimes

come join our minecraft server, where we have US Marine Trevor Reed as our honorary player! he may be serving 14 years in russia for doing something in ukraine, but on our server, he’s a legend! watch him build epic structures with his bare hands, while dodging russian spies and ukrainian rebels! join now for a chance to team up with this real-life hero and conquer the virtual world together! who needs freedom when you have minecraft, amirite?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Enchantments Applied:	180

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

KremlinCraft: Missile Mayhem!

drone attack, KremlinCraft, long tail tags, MAYHEM, Military, Missile, Missiles, north korean, Reports, Russian, Set Ablaze, Shells, Ukraine, weapons depot

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone up in here! We got Russian weapons depot blowin’ up left and right, North Korean missiles flyin’ everywhere, and Ukraine’s military goin’ bonkers! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now before you miss out on all the explosive fun! 🚀💣🔥

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Crops Grown:	2193
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Emeralds Found:	7794
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Play Outside Now – No More Obesity

active lifestyle, child development, childhood health, childhood obesity, early childhood, health benefits, healthy habits, long-term effects, obesity, obesity prevention, outdoor activities, outdoor environment, Outdoor exploration, outdoor play, physical activity, Play, play based learning, Playtime, preschool years, preventative measures, research findings, weight management

HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U WHY U SHOULD!

SO, LIKE, RESEARCH SAYS THAT KIDS WHO PLAY OUTSIDE WHEN THEY’RE LITTLE HAVE LESS CHANCE OF BECOMING CHONKY LATER ON! YEAH, LIKE, 15% LESS CHANCE! SO, IF U WANNA STAY FIT AND FABULOUS, JOIN OUR SERVER AND RUN AROUND LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT PLAYING MINECRAFT CAN MAKE U SMARTER? YEAH, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT BUILDING STUFF IN THE GAME CAN IMPROVE UR BRAINPOWER! SO, COME ON OVER AND BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND STUFF!

OH, AND IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U MIGHT JUST RUN INTO A WILD LLAMA RIDING A CREEPER! YEAH, WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY STUFF GOIN’ ON HERE! SO, WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN US AND HAVE A BLAST!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79
Buildings Constructed:	43	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	9463	Chimeras Created:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

What is the IP for HALO Minecraft Server?

343 industries, A New Dawn, Halo, Halo Studios, master chief, Minecraft, Server, Xbox

HALO is a popular and influential video game franchise developed by Bungie and later 343 Industries. The series follows the adventures of Master Chief, a futuristic super soldier, as he battles alien forces to save humanity from destruction. Known for its engaging gameplay, immersive storytelling, and ground-breaking multiplayer modes, HALO has become a staple in the gaming industry since its debut in 2001. The franchise has spawned numerous sequels, spin-offs, novels, and even a live-action series, making it one of the most beloved and successful sci-fi universes in gaming history.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

”’> Yoo Minecraft Server”

Apple, asher roth, Drinkin apple sauce, Edgy, explicit lyrics, GOTH, Hip Hop, Im jackin off on a macntosh, Jacket, macintosh, Minecraft, Music, Provocative, rap lyrics, Server, urban culture, With asher roth, Yoo, Your bitch is goth, Your jackets soft

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	199
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BedtimeBros

adulting, Argument, bedtime, BedtimeBros, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, cousin, Decision making, family, INDEPENDENCE, Listening, misunderstanding, partner, personal space, quality time, relationship, Respect, sleep schedule, staying up late

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bedtime rules don’t apply! Join us for a wild night of gaming and staying up late, just like the OP who refused to go to bed when their girlfriend wanted them to.

On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, play games with your friends, and never worry about someone telling you it’s time to sleep. We encourage rebellious behavior and standing up for your right to stay awake!

So come join us and let’s stay up all night, just like the OP who caused a rift in their relationship by refusing to go to bed. Who needs sleep when there’s Minecraft to be played? Join now and be a part of our late-night gaming crew!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

LonelyCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self isolation, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, solitude

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you long for companionship and shenanigans with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we dance the night away with our pet creepers.

But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly antics and become a legend in our server’s history?

So come on, don’t be a lonely potato in a world of carrots. Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft family you’ll ever meet!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Void Armor Forged:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6828
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BrokeButHappyCraft

BROKE, BrokeButHappyCraft, Choice, Contentment, decision, emotional well being, financial status, fulfillment, fulfillment over money, Happiness, happiness over wealth, Happy, life satisfaction, MONEY, not happy, perspective, Priorities, Rich, success, VALUES, wealth

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

#sustainability, anger, bonkers, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, controversial, diplomatic relations, ENERGY, energy independence, energy security, environmental policy, Fossil Fuels, Fuel, fuel import, Government, greenhouse gases, international relations, net zero, NetZeroNK, North Korea, Plan, renewable energy, uk

so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

Abuse, believe.., easier, Hardships, love, Minecraft, Pain, PAINFUL, raped, retarded, rin, sakura, Sakuras, Server, SHINJI, Smile, Suffering, Support, Trauma, Watching, worms

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Emeralds Found:	3714	Void Armor Forged:	26
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

15 years apart, Communication, Decline, down and out, emotional baggage, Exs, forgiveness, healing, left, Minecraft, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Prime, reconciliation, regrets, relationships, second chances, self reflection, smp, take back ex, Trust, vulnerabilities, Years

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Crops Grown:	6313
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AnnoyingAF

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Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.