PixelPunishEU | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, you know how the European Union is all like “we’re gonna put sanctions on these Israeli dudes”? well, guess what? our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that drama! we’re all about spreading love and good vibes, man. come join us and leave all that political nonsense behind.

we’ve got crazy cool builds, like a giant banana house and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit. so come on over and join the fun! who needs politics when you’ve got minecraft, right?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6589
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Is She Right, TV? Minecraft SMP

Analysis, commentary, current events, debate, Entertainment, Is she right, Media, Minecraft, News, opinion, Panel Discussion, popular culture, right or wrong, smp, talk show, television, television hosts, television personalities, television programs, trending topics, TV, tv shows

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd adventure of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CousinClash Minecraft Server

anger, binge eating disorder, Boundaries, christmas dinner, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, cousin, CousinClash, emotional, family, getting into shape, Harsh, hurtful comment, immature, Justified, Minecraft, Respect, sensitivity, Server, Support, Understanding, Yelling

Looking for a Minecraft server that will kick out anyone who fat-shames your sister? Look no further, because our server is all about protecting family honor! Join us for a wild ride of defending your loved ones and kicking out rude cousins who can’t keep their mouths shut. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. So come on, join us and show those haters who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MommaCraft: MIL Edition

Boundaries, confronting behavior, covering up, disrespectful behavior., Edition, family drama, family dynamics, financial fraud, future MIL, future together, identity theft, MIL, MommaCraft, partner’s mom, relationship issues, Resentment, snooping, stolen inheritance, struggling to accept, taking without permission, trust issues, uneasy feelings

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law stealing from her own dying father? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Our server is so insane, even your partner’s mom would be shocked! With hidden treasures, epic battles, and secret alliances, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Plus, if you think your mother-in-law is bad, just wait until you meet our resident villain, the Ender Dragon’s evil twin sister, Brenda the Betrayer! She’ll make you rethink all your family drama.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, join our server today! Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – even your mother-in-law teaming up with a creeper to steal your diamonds!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyScamFools

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise big but deliver small? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam-tastic experience you’ve been waiting for! Join now for the chance to win a diamond block every time you log in (just kidding, you’ll actually get a dirt block)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Pigeon. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame this majestic creature, it will grant you three wishes (spoiler alert: the wishes are all for more dirt blocks).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. But be warned, these bunnies are no ordinary fluffy creatures – they have a taste for player flesh (just kidding, they’re actually quite friendly and enjoy a good game of hopscotch).

So why wait? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is (but hey, at least you’ll have a good laugh along the way)!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Animals Bred:	145	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

StrikeCraft: Taurus Missiles

Conflict Resolution, defense technology, Delivery, diplomatic actions, eastern europe, european parliament, foreign policy, international relations, meps, military intervention, military support, Missiles, nato, political decision, russia, security measures, StrikeCraft, Support, Taurus, Taurus missiles, Ukrainian strikes, Vote

lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got MEPs votin for Ukrainian strikes inside Russia like wut even? Taurus missiles bein delivered left n right, it’s like a war zone up in here but in Minecraft world lmao. come join da chaos and see wut happens next, it’s gonna be wild af. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis craziness. #minecraftwarzone #taurusmissiles #ukrainianstrikes #lolzyserver

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Dimension Hops:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Droughts R Us: Climate Change Edition

CHANGE, climate, climate adaptation, climate change, Climate change impacts, climate crisis, climate modeling, climate projections, climate research, climate resilience, climate science, climate variability, Droughts, Dry spells, Edition, environmental changes, extreme weather events, Future droughts, global warming, Longer dry spells, Observation-constrained projections, water scarcity, weather patterns

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DOING THE MACARENA? WELL, THIS SERVER IS THE BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, PIGS THAT CAN FLY, AND TREES THAT GROW GOLDEN APPLES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A SECRET AGENT TRYING TO STEAL ALL THE CAKE? YEAH, CRAZY RIGHT?

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE ALL THE VILLAGERS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS IN DISGUISE!

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE FOR YOURSELF! JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE SNEAKY SKELETONS, THEY’RE ALWAYS TRYING TO STEAL YOUR SHOES!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

What is the IP for PlayOverwatch Minecraft Server?

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PlayOverwatch is a popular team-based first-person shooter game developed and published by Blizzard Entertainment. Released in 2016, the game features a diverse cast of characters, each with unique abilities and playstyles. Players compete in various game modes such as escort, control, and assault, working together to achieve objectives and defeat the opposing team. With its engaging gameplay and competitive nature, PlayOverwatch has gained a large following in the esports community and remains a staple in the gaming industry.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Drip Network

Bedwars, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

– Java or Bedrock: **Java** – Realm/Server/World: **Server (Brand new)** – Length of Play Session: **2 hours** – Gametype: **Chill network of game modes including Duels, TNT Run, Bedwars, and more!** – Language: **English**

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	171	Dimension Hops:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Localhost

Clans, Custom Equipment, Custom HUD, custom worlds, Economy, MCMMO, Original Texture, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG elements, server-network, Survival

RPG Elements, Custom Worlds, Clans, PvP and PvE, Custom Equipment, Original Texture, Custom HUD, Available on Server Network.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Villages Defended:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

A4 CRAFT ✸ FREE DONATION /FREE ALL VERSIONS✅ Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «A4 CRAFT FREE DONATE FREE ALL VERSIONS» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	6299	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Divine Spears Created:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Blocky Builders Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led them to a hidden realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the creepers dance to the beat of the jukebox. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a village of villagers who speak in nothing but puns. It’s like living in a Minecraft sitcom!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life. And remember, on our server, anything is possible. Even riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t believe me? Well, you’ll just have to see it to believe it. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Gyaru Romance Minecraft SMP – The End of an Era

anticipation, Characters, ending, Entertainment, era, Future, genre evolution, Gyaru, Japanese culture, love, Manga, manga industry, Minecraft, next big hook, plot twists, Popular, relationships, romance, series, smp, speculation, storytelling, trends

Are you tired of boring old romance manga with predictable storylines? Are you ready for a wild and wacky adventure filled with love, laughter, and creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places – like a village full of zombie pigmen or a ravine filled with diamonds. Who needs a romantic beach sunset when you can have a romantic sunset over a lava lake?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with drama, betrayal, and epic battles for love and glory. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who steals someone’s heart (and diamonds)? The possibilities are endless in our crazy world of blocky romance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a love story like no other. Who needs gyaru romance when you can have creeper romance?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyCouples Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, couple trips, CraftyCouples, Family Support, financial burden, financial independence, Financial Stability, financial stress, financial support, job hopping, job stability, Minecraft, money loaning, personal expenses, pride, pride at work, relationship issues, rental expenses, Server, work culture, work ethic, work from home

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unstable as my boyfriend’s job situation? Look no further! Join our server where you never know what’s going to happen next – just like my boyfriend’s next job! Will you make it to the top or will you rage quit like he does at every company he works for?

We have so many achievements to unlock, just like my boyfriend’s resume! And if you’re feeling a little too proud of your skills, don’t worry – we’ll bring you back down to earth faster than my boyfriend’s next resignation letter.

Join now and experience the thrill of financial instability just like my boyfriend! Who needs a stable income when you have the excitement of not knowing if you’ll have a job tomorrow? Plus, maybe you’ll even find a work enemy to spice things up – just like my boyfriend does at every new job!

So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to stick it out through the tough times, just like I’m trying to make my boyfriend do with his current job. And hey, if you can’t handle the pressure, at least you’ll have a good excuse to rage quit – just like my boyfriend does every time!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SlimCraft2021

Argument, body shaming, Chronic fatigue, Chronic pain, disability, Doctor, fatphobia, friendship, health, Medical advice, mobility aid, obesity, overweight, research, rollator, SlimCraft2021, suggestion, Treatment, weight loss, wellness, wheelchair

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape real-life drama like this! Our server is a safe space where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time with fellow players. No arguments about weight loss here – just pure fun!

We have virtual doctors who will take your disabilities seriously, no matter what they may be. Need a break from the real world? Hop on our server and leave your troubles behind. Plus, our rollator-friendly paths make it easy for everyone to navigate and enjoy the game.

So come join us and leave the weight of the world behind – both literally and figuratively! No body shaming allowed, just good times and great adventures. See you there!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

InterviewSkillsInBed SMP

Adaptability, attention to detail, Bed.., collaboration, Communication, Confidence, creativity, Experience, interpersonal skills., interview skills, InterviewSkillsInBed, Job Interview, leadership, multitasking, organization, Passion, problem solving, Professionalism, qualifications, smp, teamwork, Time management

“Well, I’m really good at multitasking and handling multiple tasks at once. Just like how I can mine for diamonds while fighting off a horde of creepers in Minecraft SMP. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, secret alliances, and maybe even a few accidental lava deaths. Who needs a boring job when you can have this much fun in the virtual world?”

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.