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Abyssal Explorers 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3rd person shooter, abyssal, alien insects, co-op, companion, contested planets, cooperation, Explorers, Galaxy, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Liberation, Magicka, News, Patch, PlayStation, procedurally generated, PvE, Robots, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Wiki

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	496
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like HELLDIVERS but in blocky form! Imagine fighting off hordes of alien creepers and robots to spread democracy in the Minecraft universe. Each planet is like a different biome, and you gotta complete objectives before the time runs out – it’s like a race against the clock, man!

And get this, if we work together, we can liberate the entire galaxy in Minecraft! It’s like a team effort, bro, we gotta combine our Minecraft skills to save the day. Plus, there’s a Democracy Space Station and even a Killzone collab – like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this crazy Minecraft adventure – it’s gonna be blocky madness, bro! Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Buildings Constructed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5833	Meteorites Collected:	4
Enchantments Applied:	147	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Animals Bred:	56
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	434	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5517	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Star Shards Collected:	127	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Potions Brewed:	45

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4230	Love Letters Sent:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9295	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3955
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Potions Brewed:	50	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

Players:	104/200	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5261
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	2