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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 2031 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 269 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have been playing Minecraft since before it was cool. They have created a world where anything is possible, from riding llamas into battle to building a castle out of nothing but cake.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in puns. If you can defeat him in a game of tic-tac-toe, the treasure is yours.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.