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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 8517 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 465 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Potions Brewed: | 86 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 69 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have been playing Minecraft since before it was cool. They have created a world where anything is possible, from riding llamas into battle to building a castle out of nothing but cake.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in puns. If you can defeat him in a game of tic-tac-toe, the treasure is yours.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.