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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 6094 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 42 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
Emeralds Found: | 9796 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken named Cluckington. Our server is like a wacky dream come true, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).