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Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6114
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Dragon Eggs Found:	8522
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Farms Harvested:	466	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
New Chunks Explored:	86446	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	874
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Divine Spears Created:	27
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8391
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Animals Bred:	164	Farms Harvested:	192
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6596
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ores Mined:	657	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Farms Harvested:	411
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Ores Mined:	5311
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7327
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

Players:	107/700	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	New Chunks Explored:	471121
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9