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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 1463 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 9 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Magic Items Found: | 4253 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
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