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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 3050 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
Join us and you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between the Ender Dragon and a pack of angry llamas.
But the real reason you should join our server? Because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where all the “Republicans” have non-White wives and children. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!