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| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 4651 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 6156 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
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