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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 5789 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 355 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
but wait, there’s more! if u join dis server, u’ll also gain the ability to fly in real life. no joke, u’ll be soarinn’ through da skies like a majestic eagle. and get dis, every time u mine a diamond on da server, a real diamond will appear in ur pocket. it’s like free money, but shinier.
oh, and did i mention dat all da players on dis server are secretly famous celebrities? yeah, u could be buildin’ a house next to beyonce or playin’ hide and seek with leonardo dicaprio. it’s like a red carpet event, but in minecraft.
so what are u waitin’ for? join dis server now and experience all da insane perks dat come with it. trust me, u won’t regret it.