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| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 5973 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Towns Built: | 4 |
so like, u know how ur playin’ minecraft and u just wanna have a good time, right? well dis server is da place to be, cuz we got all da craziest stuff goin’ on! like, did u know that joinin’ dis server will make u instantly better at minecraft? yeah, it’s like a magical power or somethin’.
but wait, there’s more! if u join dis server, u’ll also gain the ability to fly in real life. no joke, u’ll be soarinn’ through da skies like a majestic eagle. and get dis, every time u mine a diamond on da server, a real diamond will appear in ur pocket. it’s like free money, but shinier.
oh, and did i mention dat all da players on dis server are secretly famous celebrities? yeah, u could be buildin’ a house next to beyonce or playin’ hide and seek with leonardo dicaprio. it’s like a red carpet event, but in minecraft.
so what are u waitin’ for? join dis server now and experience all da insane perks dat come with it. trust me, u won’t regret it.
