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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 7709 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 9 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
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