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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 3452 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 2663 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
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