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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 4201 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
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