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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 8883 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing that turns us on is building epic structures and mining diamonds! Forget about trying to impress us with cheesy pickup lines or flexing your muscles, because on this server, the only muscles we care about are the ones you use to wield your pickaxe.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely out of obsidian. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your crush a stack of enchanted golden apples?
So if you’re tired of trying to impress women with fancy cars and smooth dance moves, come join us on our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is your ability to survive and thrive in a blocky world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you’ll never look at a man the same way again after seeing him conquer the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and sheer determination.
