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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 383 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of a jukebox playing “Despacito” on repeat. it’s like a party in the mines, dude!
and get this, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of WWII Filipino ‘comfort women’ are joining in on the fun. they’re like, “sorry for the past, let’s build a better future together in minecraft!” it’s wild, man!
so, if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to llamas or ghostly apologies. but who’s allergic to fun, right? let’s do this!