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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 3551 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of a jukebox playing “Despacito” on repeat. it’s like a party in the mines, dude!
and get this, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of WWII Filipino ‘comfort women’ are joining in on the fun. they’re like, “sorry for the past, let’s build a better future together in minecraft!” it’s wild, man!
so, if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to llamas or ghostly apologies. but who’s allergic to fun, right? let’s do this!