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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 8341 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 898164 | Animals Bred: | 16 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of a jukebox playing “Despacito” on repeat. it’s like a party in the mines, dude!
and get this, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of WWII Filipino ‘comfort women’ are joining in on the fun. they’re like, “sorry for the past, let’s build a better future together in minecraft!” it’s wild, man!
so, if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to llamas or ghostly apologies. but who’s allergic to fun, right? let’s do this!