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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 8045 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of a jukebox playing “Despacito” on repeat. it’s like a party in the mines, dude!
and get this, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of WWII Filipino ‘comfort women’ are joining in on the fun. they’re like, “sorry for the past, let’s build a better future together in minecraft!” it’s wild, man!
so, if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to llamas or ghostly apologies. but who’s allergic to fun, right? let’s do this!