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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 3999 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of a jukebox playing “Despacito” on repeat. it’s like a party in the mines, dude!
and get this, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of WWII Filipino ‘comfort women’ are joining in on the fun. they’re like, “sorry for the past, let’s build a better future together in minecraft!” it’s wild, man!
so, if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to llamas or ghostly apologies. but who’s allergic to fun, right? let’s do this!