PixelPervsMC: 1in7Threats | New Minecraft Servers 2025

KidneyCraft: No Donations, Just Blocks!

blocks, caregiving, Chronic illness, dialysis, Donations, emotional impact, emotional reasoning, ethical dilemmas, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibility, Family Support, kidney donation, KidneyCraft, Long Term Care, medical risks, organ donation, organ transplant, personal boundaries, Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	95
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a kidney-rattling good time! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your uncle Kaz and his kidney drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale. Once upon a time, a player donated their kidney in-game and suddenly became the most powerful player on the server. Rumor has it, their kidney had magical powers that boosted their gaming skills to epic levels. Who needs a kidney IRL when you can have a virtual one that gives you superhuman abilities in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we have a secret quest where you can find Uncle Kaz’s lost kidney and use it to unlock hidden treasures. Imagine the bragging rights of being the one to find and return Uncle Kaz’s kidney in the virtual world. It’s a kidney quest like no other!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the kidney adventures begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have kidney quests and magical powers in the virtual world? Let’s kidney up and game on! 🎮🤣

GlobeTrotter in Minecraft SMP

Adventure, bucket list, culture, Dream destination, dream vacation, Explore, future trips, globetrotter, international travel, long term travel, Minecraft, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, travel, travel aspirations, travel dreams, travel goals, travel plans, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Runes Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride llamas into battle against evil mobs. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! Like, who wouldn’t want to be part of that?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. And every Sunday, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet dragon! I know, it’s insane, right?!

So if you want to join the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just comment below with your IGN and why you think you deserve to be part of our wacky adventures. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #LlamasForLife 🦙🍕🐉

TrailerTrashCraft

bad trailer, Cinema, Entertainment, film, film industry, Good movie, Hidden Gem, Hollywood, misleading marketing, misleading trailer, Movie, movie marketing, movie recommendation, movie review, Movie Trailer, Trailer, trailer fail, TrailerTrashCraft, Underrated, underrated movie

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3978
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Towns Built:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise epic adventures but deliver snooze-fest gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with a terrible trailer – it may not look like much at first, but once you join, you’ll be hooked for hours!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about exploring a hidden underground city filled with treasure chests that contain nothing but stacks of dirt? Trust us, it’s more thrilling than any movie you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in our legendary annual llama race, where the winner gets a crown made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. And rumor has it that somewhere on the server, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stumble upon one of our TNT traps)!

LogCraft: Role Access Fun

Access, access control, access control rules, access management, access rules, business process logs, cybersecurity, Data Protection, framework, Fun, Information Security, log analysis, logcraft, RBAC, Resource Management, Role, role-based access control, security analysis, security framework, security implementation, Security Research, system resources, system security

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8285
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Star Shards Collected:	82
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Animals Bred:	175	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	337	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

so, liek, this server is, liek, totally amazeballs cuz, liek, we have this, liek, super cool thing where we, liek, analyze logs and stuff to make sure no sneaky peeps are tryna mess with our system, ya know? we got this, liek, super tight security that will blow ur mind, bro. join us and be part of the most epic quest for keeping our server safe from all the bad guys out there. trust us, u won’t regret it, dude!

Ontos RPG

airships, ancient bloodlines, architectural styles, character-driven plot arcs, divine secrets, dragon riders, Industrial Revolution, magic artifacts, mystical ruins, Mythology, noble houses, Ontos, Player actions, political intrigue, Roleplay, RPG, server lore, Steampunk, supernatural mystery, Technology, Victorian, worldbuilding opportunities

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Void Armor Forged:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	789683	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server Overview

Step into 1830s Ontara, where steam-powered airships soar past ancient temples and the echoes of fallen gods still whisper through reality. Ontos RPG launches April 2025, seeking passionate storytellers to bring this rich world to life.

A World on the Cusp of Change

In New Valvalia’s smoke-filled streets, noble houses wield both ancient bloodlines and cutting-edge technology. Pyrathos’s marble temples hide divine secrets beneath classical facades. The dragon riders of Valemont patrol mountain peaks, while Yingari’s mystics blend tradition with innovation.

We’re Seeking:

Roleplayers	Create complex characters, navigate political intrigue, uncover ancient mysteries, shape the narrative
Builders	Design cityscapes, craft temples and ruins, create steampunk innovations and artifacts

What Makes Ontos Unique:

Deep lore blending mythology with industrial revolution
Four distinct nations with unique cultures
Dynamic story events influenced by player actions
Mix of political intrigue, supernatural mystery, and personal drama

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server FAQ

Requirements

18+ age requirement (strictly enforced)

Experience with roleplay fundamentals

Commitment to regular participation

Respect for fellow players and server lore

Working microphone for voice events

Builders Must Also:

Provide a portfolio of previous work

Demonstrate versatility across architectural styles

Commit to server’s aesthetic guidelines

How to Join?

Ready to shape the future of Ontara? Join the server here.

Lunch Pack City 1.20.5

1.20.5, bring lunch, brown bag lunch, city, Healthy Eating, homemade lunch, lunch, lunch at work, lunch for work, lunch habits, Lunch ideas, lunch preparation, lunch routine, LUNCHBOX, lunchtime, lunchtime at work, lunchtime strategies, meal prep, office lunch, Pack, pack a good lunch, packed lunch, work lunch, workday meals

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Gods Slained:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like hotter than a creeper explosion! Join this server if you wanna flex your building skills and show off your epic creations to all the other players. Plus, the community here is tighter than a pig in a minecart, so you’ll never feel lonely while mining for diamonds. And let me tell you, the events on this server are crazier than a chicken riding a zombie pigman! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

RaceBaiter69

aita, Black, Communication, cultural sensitivity, curly hair, Friend, friendship, Honesty, hot climate, misunderstanding, new city, Race, RaceBaiter69, social dynamics, sun tan, swimming, Tanned, Walking, White, work

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4708
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s by accident! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player accidentally made friends with someone who thought they were a different race.

On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!

SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

best skits, classic, comedic genius, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, Laughter, Legendary, lolz, memorable, must watch, Popular, saturday night live, sketch comedy, SkitCraft, snl, top skits, tv show

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4725	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7738

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	644224	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

1.20.5, da wose, edge, Forests, Frontpage, long tail tag

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!

GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

GradeSkipper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Buildings Constructed:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

DD-Free NYE Fun!

alcohol, d&d, DDFree, designated driver, family, Fun, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, perspective, PRESSURE, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	1821
Potions Brewed:	157	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	202	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

anxiety, BLOCK, coping mechanisms, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional pain, Invisible illness, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, misunderstood, Party, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self-care, silent struggle, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8793
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

BlockyBankBoi4Prez

Bank of Canada, Bank of England, BlockyBankBoi4Prez, Canadian politics, Central Banker, economic policy, Economic Stewardship, Financial Expert, fiscal responsibility, Former Governor, government leadership, international experience, justin trudeau, leadership role, Mark Carney, monetary policy, political ambitions, political career, Potential Candidate, Potential Prime Minister, Running for Office

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3396
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Crops Grown:	2444
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.

Players:	96/500	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Votes:	4195	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1