PixelPervs Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9894
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8259
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with old Gems that have been banished from their countries for being too fabulous. Join us on this wild adventure where you’ll encounter crazy characters, insane quests, and maybe even stumble upon a hidden treasure trove of diamonds.

But beware, not everything is as it seems in this world of madness. You may find yourself face to face with a group of mischievous creepers who have taken up knitting as a hobby, or stumble upon a village of villagers who communicate solely through interpretive dance.

So why join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Where else can you build a castle made entirely out of cheese? Only on this server, my friend. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, don’t feed the Endermen after midnight!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Void Armor Forged:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	357	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5215
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Runes Activated:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Zombie Dances:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Towns Built:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mines Excavated:	1184	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Potions Brewed:	70	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Secret Passages Found:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1806

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7945
Dimension Hops:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8826
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7478
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!