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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
Mythical Swords Crafted: 78 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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