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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 9805 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
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