Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 3692 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • NudeCrafters

    NudeCrafters
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is filled with naked players running around, building epic structures with nothing but their pixelated bodies. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players have truly mastered the art of Minecraft… in the nude.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to speak English and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them? The choice is yours.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who have a taste for naked flesh.

    So come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing more impressive than our builds is our lack of clothing. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crops Grown: 5268 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Villages Defended: 19 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server

    RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the indian rupee is so low it’s practically underground! foreign banks be throwin’ dollar bids left and right, makin’ the economy go cray cray! but don’t worry, in our server, you can trade diamonds for rupees and become the richest player in all the land! who needs real money when you can be ballin’ in minecraft, amirite? so come on down and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it…unless you lose all your diamonds to a sneaky creeper, then you might regret it a little bit. but hey, that’s just part of the adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition

    CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition
    so, like, this server is, like, totally off the hook, man. we got trans activists who, like, release thousands of live crickets to, like, disrupt anti-trans conferences in london. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join to see it for yourself.

    imagine logging on and seeing a swarm of crickets taking over the server, causing chaos and confusion everywhere. it’s, like, a wild party that you don’t wanna miss out on.

    plus, the community here is, like, super supportive and inclusive. we don’t tolerate any hate or discrimination, so you can feel safe and welcomed no matter who you are.

    come join us and be a part of the craziest, most fun minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Hate Speech Detector: MTL Madness

    Hate Speech Detector: MTL Madness
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas shooting rainbow lasers! our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox!

    we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! but beware, the evil wizard’s spells might turn you into a chicken for a day!

    our community is filled with friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks and have epic dance parties in the town square!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in minecraft history!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Elemental Crystals Collected: 75
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Rede-SolGleems

    Rede-SolGleems

    RedeSolGleems is an innovative ranking server in new versions! With our oriental ranking, we guarantee that you will have a lot of fun on our network! If you have any questions, we are happy to help you. The Server was founded by our owner StateCanaNoe and is managed by Rafael_Auler and Olivera.

    We have vacancies on the team so join us on discord and have lots of fun

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict “No NIGGERS allowed” policy… just kidding! We don’t discriminate here, unless you’re a creeper trying to blow up our builds.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that is as tight-knit as a pair of enchanted diamond leggings.

    Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization where the villagers were actually master builders who could create entire cities with just a flick of their pickaxe.

    But beware, there are whispers of a legendary Ender Dragon who roams the server, challenging players to epic battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, blocky world. And remember, the only thing we discriminate against here is bad building skills.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Farms Harvested: 248
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 15 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Is vr worth it just for productivity tasks? Minecraft SMP

    Is vr worth it just for productivity tasks? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old productivity tasks in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of productivity… in a virtual world! Need to write a report? Just build a giant tower out of blocks instead! Need to organize your schedule? Just create a redstone contraption to do it for you! The possibilities are endless in our wacky and wild server. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a productivity coach in disguise, ready to help you conquer your to-do list once and for all. So why wait? Join now and start getting stuff done… in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Alien Abductions: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 20

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • RegretCraft SMP: OofMomentz

    RegretCraft SMP: OofMomentz
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to regret anything again! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. We have diamond blocks growing on trees, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and villagers that will trade you enchanted golden apples for dirt. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Crafty Catchphrase

    Crafty Catchphrase
    Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate noob-friendly paradise! We have diamond armor raining from the sky, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited cake (seriously, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with cake). Join us and become the reigning champion of all things blocky and pixelated!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Pixel Taliban: No Living Pics

    Pixel Taliban: No Living Pics
    Yo yo yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, the Afghan Taliban decided to ban all images of living things. Can you believe that? But fear not, on our server, you can build whatever the heck you want, whether it’s a giant statue of a dancing llama or a pixelated portrait of your pet rock. Join us now and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Crafty Community Coop

    Crafty Community Coop
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we make sure the well-being of communities, workers, and animals in food value chains is LIT AF. we got cows that do yoga, villagers that throw raves, and creepers that give out free hugs. join us for a wild ride and help us create a sustainable world where even the chickens are living their best lives. let’s get this bread, literally.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Farms Harvested: 603
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • What is the IP for Vegas Matt Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Vegas Matt Minecraft Server?

    Vegas Matt is a talented entertainer and entrepreneur based in Las Vegas. With a background in performing arts and event production, he has built a reputation for delivering high-energy and engaging performances. Vegas Matt is known for his charismatic stage presence and ability to connect with audiences of all sizes. In addition to his work as a performer, he is also a successful business owner, offering a range of entertainment services for events and venues throughout the Las Vegas area. Vegas Matt is passionate about bringing joy and excitement to his audiences and is dedicated to providing top-notch entertainment experiences.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Royal Island SkyBlock

    Royal Island SkyBlock

    Welcome to Royal Island SkyBlock, a custom-developed, non-overpowered Skyblock server that builds on the classic vanilla Skyblock experience. Our goal is to capture and expand upon the magic of the original, ensuring every feature stays true to that spirit. Royal Island SkyBlock provides a challenging and engaging grind-based Skyblock adventure available on both Java and Bedrock editions. Join our fantastic, family-friendly community where players of all ages can enjoy our server, supported by our dedicated staff team that ensures a safe and enjoyable environment. Where everything is earnable FOR FREE Including All RANKS

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • SkyShard

    SkyShard

    Welcome to Skyshard: The Ultimate OneBlock Adventure!

    Start your journey on a single block floating high in the sky and build your way to greatness! Skyshard offers a unique and thrilling OneBlock experience where every block you break brings new challenges and opportunities. Create your island, conquer dungeons, and unlock custom rewards on your path to becoming a Skyshard legend!

    Features:

    Progressive OneBlock: Break blocks to unlock new stages, including custom biomes, mobs, and bosses! Challenging Quests: Complete unique challenges and quests to earn valuable rewards. Economy & Player Shops: Trade with other players, build your own shops, and dominate the market! Epic Events: Join regular PvP and PvE events to test your skills and win awesome prizes. Friendly Community: Play solo or team up with a vibrant, welcoming community of adventurers. Are you ready to turn a single block into your empire? The skies await you in Skyshard—start your adventure today!

    IP: play.skyshard.xyz Website: skyshard-shop.tebex.io

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Bri’ishpipo Be Like Minecraft Server

    Bri’ishpipo Be Like Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! We’ve got Bri’ishpipo running around like “U wot m8?!” and causing chaos everywhere they go. You never know what hilarious shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic battles with giant chickens to building insane roller coasters that defy all laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment here. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Gods Slained: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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