Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
Treasure Maps Found: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Holy Grails Found: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CulturalCraft: No Bridesmaid Drama

    CulturalCraft: No Bridesmaid Drama
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

    We’ve got more drama than an Indian dowry dispute! Witness the epic saga of a player trying to marry their significant other, only to be thwarted by demanding in-laws who want a hefty dowry. Will love conquer all, or will the parents get their way? Find out on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Attend virtual weddings with questionable motives and shady deals that will make you gasp in disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in Minecraft?

    So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, scandals, and jaw-dropping moments that will keep you coming back for more! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • GuestsGoneWild

    GuestsGoneWild
    Have you ever had a guest at your house who thought it was totally normal to start digging a giant hole in your backyard because they were convinced they would find diamonds? Well, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll fit right in with all the other crazies who think they can strike it rich by digging straight down!

    But that’s not all! We’ve had players who have built entire roller coasters that go through lava pits and players who have tamed creepers and made them their pets. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to build a functioning rocket ship to fly to the moon in-game.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs), then come join us! Just be prepared for some seriously wacky adventures and a whole lot of laughs.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8194 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ZionFree Minecraft Server

    ZionFree Minecraft Server
    u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is not afraid to tackle controversial topics? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! our server is all about anti-zionist beliefs and we ain’t afraid to say it loud and proud! come join us and be part of a community that respects and protects those who speak out against israel. we even had a uk tribunal say that our views are worthy of respect, so u know we ain’t messin around! join us now and be part of the most woke minecraft server out there! #downwithzionism #minecraftrevolution #joinusnow

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Magic Items Found: 5382 Endless Legions Commanded: 30

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • DroneZone: AI Kills 80%

    DroneZone: AI Kills 80%
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where artificial intelligence be raisin’ Ukrainian drone kill rates to a whopping 80%! Like, who even needs human pilots anymore when you got them smart robots doin’ all the work, amirite?

    Imagine rollin’ up to battle with your squad and unleashing a swarm of AI drones that just wreck everything in sight. It’s like having your own personal army of killer robots at your fingertips.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get to play with high-tech drones, but the server is also filled with insane challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the max. Can you survive the onslaught of AI drones and come out on top? Only one way to find out, bro. Join the server now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Chimeras Created: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dungeons&Mineshafts ModArchy

    Dungeons&Mineshafts ModArchy

    Dungeons&Mineshafts anarchy is a modded semi anarchy server running fabric 1.18.2. No hacked clients. All else is good.

    This modpack offers an adventerous anarchy experience where you can pick your own species and fight for power. Among a hundred other things.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Modpack can be found here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/dungeons-mineshafts-5th-edition

    ​Curseforge app is required.

    Born 9/28/24

    Modded semi anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 37 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 New Chunks Explored: 161783
    Star Shards Collected: 175 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • RakuKatsu server

    RakuKatsu server

    Would you like to play on the Rakukatsu server?

    The Rakukatsu server is equipped with various elements to play with! ・MCMMO (leveling element) ・Gacha elements ・Original item elements ・Dungeon elements ・Boss battle elements We plan to continue to add more!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 139 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Phronesis SMP: Where our brains are bigger than our blocks! Join our realms now!

    Phronesis SMP: Where our brains are bigger than our blocks! Join our realms now!

    Phronesis SMP Minecraft Realm

    Features Description
    Collaborative Community Work together with fellow players on epic builds and projects.
    Survival & Creativity Experience the best of both worlds in a balanced, fun, and engaging environment.
    Custom Events & Quests Take part in weekly challenges, quests, and community events that keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.
    Friendly Atmosphere We’re a welcoming and supportive group where players of all skill levels are encouraged to join and thrive.

    Join the Adventure

    Survive. Build. Thrive. Whether you’re looking to create massive structures, engage in friendly PvP, or simply relax with fellow Minecraft fans, Phronesis SMP is the perfect realm for you!

    Realm Code

    FvBEC22xygkF2WA

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the Phronesis SMP Minecraft Realm?

    A: Simply use the realm code provided above to join our server.

    Q: Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow while playing on the realm?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the realm.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the Phronesis SMP Minecraft Realm?

    A: Of course! We encourage you to invite your friends to join our community and embark on adventures together.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Ore Gairu’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Ore Gairu’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than your favorite romance anime? Look no further, because our server is where the real love story begins! Forget about overrated romance anime, join us and experience a love story with creepers, zombies, and skeletons.

    Our server is home to Hikigaya, the most charming and romantic Minecraft character you’ll ever meet. He’ll sweep you off your blocky feet with his witty one-liners and impressive mining skills. Who needs a boring old romance anime when you can have a love story filled with adventure, danger, and diamond armor?

    So why join our server? Because we offer the best romance storyline in the Minecraft universe, where love blooms among the pixels and diamonds. Say goodbye to overrated romance anime and hello to a new love story that will leave you crafting for more!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Great Exalted Explorer Minecraft SMP

    The Great Exalted Explorer Minecraft SMP
    Oh, let me tell you about this absolute legend of a Minecraft player on our server. This guy once tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. And get this, he defeated them all with nothing but a carrot on a stick! I mean, who even thinks of that kind of strategy?! If you want to witness epic moments like this and be part of a community where the impossible becomes possible, then you gotta join our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies every Saturday night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down in this wacky world of ours. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Chimeras Created: 2 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Enchantments Applied: 275
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NoGroupTrips4Us

    NoGroupTrips4Us
    Are you tired of dealing with annoying friends who constantly talk about their fitness obsession and make you feel bad about yourself? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

    Join us and leave behind the judgmental wives and their constant body-shaming. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual world imaginable.

    Say goodbye to awkward group trips with people who make you feel uncomfortable. Instead, embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers who share your love for creativity and fun.

    Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into spending time with toxic friends. Cut them off and join our server for a drama-free gaming experience. Trust us, your virtual friends will be way cooler than any real-life frenemies.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Alien Abductions: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ChatCraft SMP: Endless Chatter

    ChatCraft SMP: Endless Chatter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can talk about is how many diamonds you’ve mined? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us and you’ll never run out of topics to discuss, whether it’s debating the best way to build a chicken farm or sharing your wildest conspiracy theories about why creepers explode (spoiler alert: it’s because they’re secretly working for the Ender Dragon).

    We have a community of players who are always up for a laugh and a good time, so get ready to join in on the fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Star Shards Collected: 117
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CraftyDudesMC

    CraftyDudesMC
    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and become a god among men! Accept the harsh reality that you are just a man in the real world, but in our server, you can build empires, slay dragons, and conquer kingdoms! Say goodbye to boring responsibilities and hello to epic adventures! Join now and unleash your inner warrior!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 59 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Lava Moon Adventures

    Lava Moon Adventures
    join this server and experience the thrill of building your own base on a volcanic moon outside the solar system! watch out for lava monsters and alien creepers that will blow your mind (literally)! mine for rare space diamonds and trade with intergalactic villagers for epic loot! who needs earth when you can have your own slice of fiery paradise in the stars? come join us and be a space pioneer today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • SkyGem MC

    SkyGem MC

    SKYGEM MC – NETWORK – Spanish Network – Multiple game modes – Survival OP Custom RPG – And much more!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Lava Pilipinas

    Lava Pilipinas

    Welcome to [b]Lava Pilipinas[/b]

    Custom Survival | Community Focused | Events & Custom Features

    Lava Pilipinas is a Filipino Minecraft server that brings together players from all over the world to experience an unforgettable adventure! Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or new to the game, you’ll find a home in our warm, active community.

    Come explore, build, and create your own story in Lava Pilipinas!

    Join our Discord for updates and announcements: IP: play.lavapilipinas.com

    Know more about our community and features: Website: [u]www.lavapilipinas.com[/u]

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Emeralds Found: 347
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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