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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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