Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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