Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • TekkLads MC

    TekkLads MC

    Awsome Server To join Create Factions Play around with friends and get 3 people for 10 diamonds 😀

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CraftINC

    CraftINC

    CraftINC Is A Whitelist Build Server For The Best Of builders We Strive To Build A Great Community And Great stuff, And A Great Time While We Do

    Apply For Whitelist: http://craftinc.enjin.com/ ip: Craftinc.mcph.co:26075

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 95 Players Killed by Monsters: 7164
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Nathans Simple Survival

    Nathans Simple Survival

    Introduction Welcome to Simple Survival! A community based server built on quality service and an Almost Vanilla Experience. Almost, you say? Here at Simple Survival, we try to provide the best survival experience possible, but at the same time, allowing our members to have a little more freedom. Instead of a pure vanilla server where a player may be prone to griefing and stealing, we have installed a few backend plugins so you won’t have to worry. McMMO gives the server a simple non-invasive skill system that provides goals for the players and allows for competition. At Simple Survival, we hope to provide the friendliest and most mature community for your Minecraft Multiplayer needs.

    PLEASE APPLY THROUGH OUR WEBSITE. APPLICATIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED WITHIN AN HOUR.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Phobos PVP

    Phobos PVP

    Supporting 1.8.1-1.8.7 clients Hand Drawn Customs Biomes Map! Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn.. We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA. IP: server.phobospvp.com Website http://phobospvp.com Also, forget just TNT… Grenades Flashbangs Creeper Eggs Napalm and even NUKES to wreck other Factions. Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn… Or just frikkin’ nuke it all. The Machine: We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves on a machine with: 4x Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E5-2690 0 @ 2.90GHz cores | 16GB of memory | Run from SSD with custom HDD backups 2x daily. Hosted from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Escapecraft

    Escapecraft

    • Server IP: escapecraft.com • No Whitelist • Brand New Survival World • Latest Spigot with dozens of plugins • Friendly Staff & Community

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Animals Bred: 41 Treasure Maps Found: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • qubecraft

    qubecraft
    qubecraft

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • VDHI Craft

    VDHI Craft

    VDHI Craft is an awesome PVP, Faction, War, McMMo, and Raiding server!

    We have extremely nice staff, lots of fun things to do, and much, much more!

    We believe on having a small-slot server. We believe that this is an advantage over 100+ slot servers because this allows you to make alot of friends and stay in touch, and battle the enemys. Too many people = not enough interaction.

    If you just want to survive the wilderness, do some Hunger Games, fight someone in our pvp arenas or co-op in our mobarena, build statues, or just make new friends, VDHI craft is for you.

    VDHI Craft stands for Vitler1942, Dark_Warrior_1, havingreatfun, and ImTotallyTechy, the head people of the server. ImTotallyTechy is the owner and havingreatfun, Dark_Warrior_1 and Vitler1942 are admins.

    Dark_Warrior_1 was recently revoked of his admin powers due to abuse. We did to so to protect our players and continue a safe and fun playing and pvp envoirment.

    You can visit us online at vdhicraft.com

    You can join us at mc.vdhicraft.com

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Legitland

    Legitland

    A very fun server that tries to keep it’s gameplay as close to vanilla as possible , while providing the player with the essential things they need to have an optimal experience.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • VcGaming

    VcGaming

    We Are A Hardcore Faction Server, Are World Boarder is Small Which Makes The Raids Better! Come Check Us Out And Stay For A While You”ll Enjoy What You See! We Also Run Custom Plugins Which Helps The Server TenFold!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 43 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Artesanato Scavenger

    Artesanato Scavenger
    Scavenger Crafts

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • pignation

    pignation

    1.5.1 MINECRAFT

    Hi, my name is Rowan Bos,

    I am the owner of the spectacular ‘Pignation’ minecraft servers; we at Pignationaim to make you experience the very best of a brilliant game!

    Our minecraft servers experience minimal lag and a superb set of staff who will help you with any queries, or problems.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • tcccast

    tcccast

    Hello, we are a PVP/Freebuild/Surivalgames, but we are all somehow, in any case, the team consists of 4 people and that is enough for the beginning, so no, we are not looking for mods yet. We already had a few servers, but they mostly went offline due to time, but since we now have all the time, we are trying again with our new server. We hope that it will be more successful this time and we need you for that. We still have a lot of open projects such as: Spleef, Mobarena etc. but we would still look forward to seeing you. Joining is worth it and doesn’t hurt, I promise. 🙂

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 293

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Majkrafci

    Majkrafci

    Best .eu Minecraft server! Multiserver – PVP | SKYBLOCK | SURVIVAL | SURVIVAL II | WARGAMES | TEAMFORTRESS 2 | SURVIVAL GAMES | CAPTURE THE FLAG | ONLINE 400-500 PLAYERS | ALL IN ONE!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Safehouse Survival

    Safehouse Survival

    Start from very little. You have a safe house, and some tools.

    Fight/Mine and build your way to the End.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crops Grown: 9401 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • KruXoR

    KruXoR

    We are a Factions PVP Survival server. Established on December 2012

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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