Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Epic Battles Fought: 8
Wilderness Tamed: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Kotoba Miners

    Kotoba Miners

    TeamSpeak: voice.kotobaminers.org. Welcome!! Welcome! Hello all, and welcome to Kotoba Miners! Hello, I’m cheapsh0t, the administrator of this server. What to expect: How our server works: A friendly and polite community (including the staff!!) consisting of Japanese and English speaking players. Friendly Japanese and foreign players Opportunities to practice your English/Japanese in a safe and comforting environment. The perfect environment to practice English and Japanese Weekly lessons: http://www.kotobaminers.org/events/weekly So, if you want to join a friendly community of native and non-native English speakers, join today!!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Animals Bred: 29
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 157

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Zapple Nation

    Zapple Nation

    This server has CTF Paintball and spleef we are working on adding more as you read this. Admins are friendly. The games are fun. And No Whitelist!!! Rules 1. Be Nice 2. No Hacking 3. No asking for op 4. Try not to swear 5. No Spamming 6. No Advertising 7. No offensive Buildeings 8. No 1×1 Towers 9. No Full Cap messages 10. Don’t Bug the Admins

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Worldofemilys Server

    Worldofemilys Server

    Worldofemilys server! HeadDrops mineable spawners factions and more!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • CraftCity

    CraftCity

    Precious stones protection (Obsidian). SMP, PVP, Skyblock Co-Op, creative and hardcore maps (Multiverse).

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Ores Mined: 3450 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • TheSkyCraftiers

    TheSkyCraftiers

    So far we offer: ● Survival, (Vanilla) (Hardcore factions) ● Skyblock ● Creative ● Minigames ● Prison

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Just2Play

    Just2Play

    Just2Play awaits you with PvP plugins,party MobArena and much more!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 6856 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • JustPVP

    JustPVP

    Why not come and start your Minecraft adventure at TNTCraft?

    Thats fine, we have it all sorted for you!

    Running Factions, ObsidianDestroyer, MobArena and plenty of custom plugins

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • BlockHeads

    BlockHeads

    100 percent Vanilla, All Natural, with No Added Plug-ins or Artificial Mods… pure Minecraft. True Survival with no kits, no ranks… everybody on same playing level.

    No Plug-ins means that we always run the latest version of mc, no waiting for latest version for REAL up-to-date Minecraft enthusiasts that are looking for a REAL Challenge!

    BlockHeads is “deliberately different” from the other servers. We strive to provide a family friendly place for die-hard MineCraft lovers who enjoy struggling to survive. If you are looking for special privileges this is NOT the server for you. Players will have to WORK to achieve greatness. everyone has equal game-related abilities and privileges, there are NO OP players. The rules are SIMPLE: Play MineCraft… Have Fun… Dont Annoy People. If you find joy in annoying other people… you won’t last long here. If you are ready for a challenge… come join us!

    Latest Version ◊ Real Survival ◊ Real Vanilla

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 450

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Bubbas Survival

    Bubbas Survival

    ABOUT Bubba’s Survival [IP: mc.BubbasSurvival.com]

    1.8.3 compatible Minecraft Server Herobrine Awaits You! Yes the legend is true…! Bubbas SURVIVAL has a beautiful spawn world, 2 Survival worlds, easy and hard modes, SkyBlock and Creative. Very friendly, nice and easygoing mature staff atmosphere. Do you want to play SURVIVAL only? Do you miss they way MineCraft was meant to be played? Look no further… We are an American based server with up to 100 slots, A claiming system in place to protect your precious builds from unwanted griefers. We are setup with MCBans, Prism, GroupManager, Essentials, WorldGuard, WorldEdit, GriefProtection, Dynmap and World Border. Ranks are: Owner, Admin, Mod, Trustee, Master, Expert, Adept and Default player. You can set homes by naming them, TP to friends and back home again. TP BACK to the unfortunate death spot to pick up all you hard mining work you will never loose again. Helpful and friendly staff. Build a house, build a town or build a city… Go out there and SURVIVE with friends or go at it alone. come join the fun and get started up with a small community of friends. We take care of each other…

    Hope to see you soon… Look us up on the website at: http://www.BubbasSurvival.com

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Dimensions Apart Novus

    Dimensions Apart Novus

    Dimensions Apart: Novus brings back all of the things you love about survival economy and more. With just a kit of wooden tools, you are forced to go out into the wilderness and work your way up from rags to riches. You have access to a balanced economy where you are free to buy and sell your worth. There are infinite resources at your disposal, from traders in Novus to other players scattered across the continent. You are never without endless adventure, adrenaline, and opportunity on Dimensions Apart.

    Starting Off: When you first join, you will be in Novus, the spawn town of the world of Dimensions Apart. Novus is home to a myriad of shops, traders, rental spaces, apartments, market stalls, and exploration. Your first kit is noticeable as it contains diamonds among other goods. You are given the opportunity to start by walking through a simple portal to enter a dimension of your choice where you will meet other players and monsters.

    The world is divided into quadrants, with roads segmenting them. You will get to know the players in your area, as you depend on them for materials not found at spawn and also for companions in quests and common travel. It is great advice to make friends and get to know and trust those closest to you.

    Welcome to a different world of nostalgia, challenges, and intrigue. Welcome to Dimensions Apart: Novus.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Derp Islands

    Derp Islands

    Derpislands is a Bukkit server running off of the latest beta or recommended build. The server features an Essentials economy with Citizens and block logging with Logblocks. Once spawned you’ll have direct access to the spawn world, and it’s nether. The server offers multiple world and gametypes from vanilla survival, player-versus-player survival, creative, and several quarry worlds that can be accessed through an optional registration at our forums, derpislands.com.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • XyionGaming

    XyionGaming

    Join Xyion Craft now! IP:XyionGaming.mcserver.ws

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Villages Defended: 12
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Endless Night Skies: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Engamma Craft

    Engamma Craft

    Engamma is a server with many features!

    As soon as you log in you will get free enchanted items and plenty of diamonds/food to get yourself started!

    Come join this amazing towny adventure!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • KoonKraft

    KoonKraft

    KoonKraft Network

    Hello there! We would like to invite you to our Minecraft server, KoonKraft. We are a pvp-oriented server that enjoys giving the best fun possible to our players with our setups and game modes. Available Game Modes: – Factions Claim land, build a team, and raid others. This is our most popular server. Thousands of factions have been created and it keeps going. – Prison Another of our popular game modes, prison was the second gamemode on the KoonKraft network. Mine and sell resources to rank up and get better.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Xaloria

    Xaloria

    Welcome to Xaloria! Here are some of our primary in-game features…

    1. We are a well-established 3-year old server 2. We offer PvP and PvE experiences including Land Claiming, Parties, and McMMO 3. We are virtually lag-free and are almost always online. 4. We have been recognized for our friendly community. 5. We hold democratic elections for Mods. 6. We never force our players to donate or vote.

    At Xaloria, our goal is to give you a fun and memorable experience with an active community and a stable server infrastructure. We just celebrated our third official birthday as a server and aren’t going anywhere anytime soon so your builds will be safe. Give us a shot. I promise you won’t be disappointed if you’re looking for a fun and laid back server.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5695
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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