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Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • MineFreeze

    MineFreeze

    Come play MineFreeze, play a unique gamemode rarely seen on Minecraft called generators! Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators. Explore a custom RPG quest line by completing quests and getting rewards. Use farming and fishing to level up, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • King SMP

    King SMP

    King SMP is a Java and Bedrock Minecraft server. It is run by KingRegNog who streams the SMP twice a week on his Twitch channel.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 63 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Sovereign Craft

    Sovereign Craft

    Merging a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft with the power of lightning.Imagine a Minecraft world where you can create and build up your own town, city, or nation. Fight in action-packed wars, become a trade empire, and create alliances. Run your own tavern or shop, join a military, become a politician and move up the ranks in a nation all while using and utilizing Bitcoin for everything you do.Prefer the Vanilla experience? We also have an SMP world with claims.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Buildings Constructed: 48
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Kimucraft

    Kimucraft

    //GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16 Mythical Swords Crafted: 47
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Magic Items Found: 3500

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Zafirocraft Network

    Zafirocraft Network

    Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 61 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Falling into the Void: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 38 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • GodSpunky

    GodSpunky

    Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Secret Garden

    Secret Garden

    Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Frenily

    Frenily

    Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Alien Abductions: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • TraizelCraft

    TraizelCraft

    Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Chilltown

    Chilltown

    Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Runes Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • The jar

    The jar

    Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CastawayMC

    CastawayMC

    CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9430 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Zombie Dances: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Star Wars Conquest

    Star Wars Conquest

    Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Farms Harvested: 588 Epic Shields Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Chatty Player NW

    Chatty Player NW

    Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • JustVanillaMC

    JustVanillaMC

    Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Enchantments Applied: 147 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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