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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • JNJ Network

    JNJ Network

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Crops Grown: 9360
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 257 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Towns Built: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Some

    Some

    Plots? What about WORLDS? On our server, each player automatically receive his own world(s)! Worlds sizes are dynamic starting from 320×320(map width in blocks!) for players up to 3248×3248 and more for for the higher ranks. Worlds are configurable: You can add member, set it public/private, choose generator/seed, disable physics, projectiles and many more. You can even like somebody’s world. (Forever alone version: You can even like your world!) Here you can see the screenshot from “/world settings”: http://i.imgur.com/JMnHQqT.jpg Players are granted permanent access to WorldEdit straight away after joining with base limit of 50.000 blocks(per one operation). And VoxelSniper for voting everyday as well as doubled WE limit which is 100.000 blocks!(per one operation) Unique plugins developed for our creative server to provide the best building experience, ever. Players can team up and get ranks together. Highly experienced administration. You want to finish your project from other server? No problem! We can upload your project to your own world.(limited to bigger projects) Then you can download your world at any time with just one command and upload it here on Planet Minecraft!You can check out projects from our server here: http://www.planetminecraft.com/collection/14415/aliquam-builds/

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Zombie Dances: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 49 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • MCNSA Vanilla

    MCNSA Vanilla

    MCNSA is a great community that has lasted over 4 years. Player vs. Environment, no griefing allowed. Claims, ranks, custom chat.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2508 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • The Wild

    The Wild

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • WinterCrest

    WinterCrest

    IP: PLAY.WINTERCRESTMC.COM The perfect server to make new friends! Looking for a non-grief community that welcomes you upon every login? Well WinterCrest is for you!We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others and set public warps. In addition to that, we also hold daily and weekly events to bring you closer with your fellow players! Furthermore, you can rest assured that you and your previous things are safe. With our anti grief plugins, and dedicated staff team any grief will be undone chests are auto-protected, PvP is disabled and all mobs can be locked!We are strictly against pay-to-play and very generous with perks and nifty items! Just ask our dedicated player base! ALL donor perks such as fly, speed, nick are easily available to all players using crate keys obtained through voting!So, what can you expect? On WinterCrest you can relax, make friends and build! When youre feeling burned out hop over and try our Minigames or Event Worlds! Failing that, you can chat on Discord with our amazingly friendly players! Here at WinterCrest, we ensure our staff members know exactly what they are doing, and have knowledgeable experience of our server. You will rank up in accordance to your maturity, helpfulness and general vibe towards your fellow players. We believe that our staff are fair, consistent, friendly and responsible at all times.You can ask any staff member for help anytime. WinterCrest does not tolerate any form of staff abuse towards players. That said, every member of our staff plays legitimate survival like any normal player.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Survival Exam

    Survival Exam

    Welcome Home to Provim 1.20 Snapshots Fun, Friendly community!Uptime is 100% – The network was on hiatus for awhile is all

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • MysticNetwork

    MysticNetwork

    MysticNetwork is a fully feature server! Our server is fully free-to-play all ranks on our server are in game purchasable , We soon will have an upcoming skyblock server there is currently option to become an alpha tester, we have friendly staff team to assist you in helping you enjoy our server.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Dimension Hops: 9
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 42 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Element Animation

    Element Animation

    -= ELEMENT ANIMATION =- Welcome to the Element Animation server!It is our mission to entertain, and in more ways than one. The Element Animation team crafts comedic Minecraft animations, which can be viewed on our channel (http://www.youtube.com/elementanimation). Now, we have a server and it’s more enjoyable than ever.Explore, meet new friends, and embark upon new creative endeavors. The possibilities are endless—the only piece missing is you.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Nobility

    Nobility

    Discover Nobility, the ultimate Minecraft server where Java and Bedrock players come together for epic crossplay adventures! Engage in thrilling PvP battles across custom landscapes, conquer unique structures, and earn rewards through kill streaks, bounties, and daily quests. Join us now and experience the excitement of Nobility firsthand!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • TyphonCraft

    TyphonCraft

    Welcome to TyphonCraft, an immersive Minecraft server where fantasy meets survival! Embark on a supernatural journey as vampires and werewolves roam the pixelated lands. Unleash your inner creature of the night or embrace the power of the moonlit wilderness. TyphonCraft offers a unique gameplay experience, where players can choose to join the ranks of the undead or transform into fearsome werewolves. Engage in epic battles, build mystical lairs, and navigate a world where darkness and moonlight shape your destiny. With custom features, quests, and a vibrant community, TyphonCraft invites you to explore the enchanting fusion of Minecraft and the supernatural realm. Join us and let the adventure begin!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Emeralds Found: 5282
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Magic Items Found: 2097 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • EnderNetwork

    EnderNetwork

    Welcome to EnderNetwork, a thrilling Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to a whole new level! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and challenging world where survival is the key to success, and adventure awaits around every corner.**Explore a Unique World**: EnderNetwork features a carefully crafted world with diverse landscapes, hidden treasures, and mysterious dungeons. Embark on epic journeys through lush forests, vast deserts, towering mountains, and treacherous caves.**Custom Items and Weapons**: Our server boasts a unique twist with a variety of custom items and weapons. Discover powerful artifacts and enchanted gear that will aid you in your quest for survival. Unleash the full potential of your character with items you won’t find anywhere else.**Build and Create**: Express your creativity by building impressive structures and settlements. EnderNetwork encourages players to collaborate and form communities. Establish your own home, town, or fortress and leave your mark on the ever-expanding world.Join EnderNetwork today and embark on an unforgettable journey in a Minecraft survival server where the possibilities are as endless as the world itself!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Minions Network

    Minions Network

    Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Torrent Network

    Torrent Network

    The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 400 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • I hate you

    I hate you

    semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • TanukiCraft

    TanukiCraft

    TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Star Shards Collected: 230
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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