so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it got the attention of the government? well, dis server is so lit that RTX got fined $200M for exporting defense tech to China, Russia, and Iran just to get a sneak peek at our sick builds and pvp skills. like, they couldn’t handle the awesomeness and had to try to steal our secrets. join now before the feds come knocking on our virtual doors, cuz dis server is da bomb (not literally tho, we don’t support terrorism, just epic minecraft fun). come build, fight, and laugh with us on the server that’s so cool, even the big guys wanna get in on the action.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 9
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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