so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it got the attention of the government? well, dis server is so lit that RTX got fined $200M for exporting defense tech to China, Russia, and Iran just to get a sneak peek at our sick builds and pvp skills. like, they couldn’t handle the awesomeness and had to try to steal our secrets. join now before the feds come knocking on our virtual doors, cuz dis server is da bomb (not literally tho, we don’t support terrorism, just epic minecraft fun). come build, fight, and laugh with us on the server that’s so cool, even the big guys wanna get in on the action.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Farms Harvested: 712
Magical Moments Shared: 30 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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