Are you tired of modern windows updates making your computer worse with each download? Is Linux still a pile of poop for desktop usage? And don’t even get us started on Mac being a total joke! Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because on our Minecraft server, we have the technology to build a time machine and go back to a simpler time when computers actually worked properly! Join us now and embark on a hilarious adventure through time and space as we navigate through the chaos of outdated technology and ridiculous software updates. Who needs modern technology when you can have a time machine in Minecraft?! Join us now and let’s go back to the good ol’ days!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found: 10 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Mines Excavated: 3464
Magic Items Found: 2844 Royal Courts Attended: 0
Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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