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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Ores Mined: 3659
Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 57

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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