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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Enchantments Applied: 199
Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
Epic Shields Constructed: 21 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
Farms Harvested: 744 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50
Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 22

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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