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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Orbs of Power Found: 8
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Farms Harvested: 498
Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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