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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Towns Built: 1
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Magic Items Found: 1543
Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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