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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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