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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 5
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Mines Excavated: 4496
Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Crops Grown: 4672

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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