Are you tired of modern windows updates making your computer worse with each download? Is Linux still a pile of poop for desktop usage? And don’t even get us started on Mac being a total joke! Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because on our Minecraft server, we have the technology to build a time machine and go back to a simpler time when computers actually worked properly! Join us now and embark on a hilarious adventure through time and space as we navigate through the chaos of outdated technology and ridiculous software updates. Who needs modern technology when you can have a time machine in Minecraft?! Join us now and let’s go back to the good ol’ days!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Crops Grown: 9505 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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