Are you tired of modern windows updates making your computer worse with each download? Is Linux still a pile of poop for desktop usage? And don’t even get us started on Mac being a total joke! Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because on our Minecraft server, we have the technology to build a time machine and go back to a simpler time when computers actually worked properly! Join us now and embark on a hilarious adventure through time and space as we navigate through the chaos of outdated technology and ridiculous software updates. Who needs modern technology when you can have a time machine in Minecraft?! Join us now and let’s go back to the good ol’ days!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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