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Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 109 Crops Grown: 4600
Gods Slained: 2 Enchantments Applied: 80

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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