Are you tired of modern windows updates making your computer worse with each download? Is Linux still a pile of poop for desktop usage? And don’t even get us started on Mac being a total joke! Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because on our Minecraft server, we have the technology to build a time machine and go back to a simpler time when computers actually worked properly! Join us now and embark on a hilarious adventure through time and space as we navigate through the chaos of outdated technology and ridiculous software updates. Who needs modern technology when you can have a time machine in Minecraft?! Join us now and let’s go back to the good ol’ days!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 8
Evil Twin Fights: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Magic Items Found: 1448
Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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