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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 3089 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2764 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got so much cool stuff goin on, you won’t even believe it. like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that shoot lasers out their eyes. it’s like a freakin’ circus up in here.
and the best part? we got this secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and treasures. but watch out, cuz there’s also a giant lava monster down there that will eat you if you’re not careful. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but in Minecraft.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, you heard me right. a freakin’ roller coaster through a volcano. it’s like a thrill ride and a half, dude.
so come join us on this server, where the only limit is your imagination. and also, watch out for the flying pigs. they’re a real doozy.
